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       A coworker comes into Wally's cubicle. The coworker says, "Wally, may
       I ask     you for advice?" Wally responds, "Huh?"   The coworker says,
       "My name is Ted. I'm planning to take the voluntary layoff    
       package."   The coworker continues, "Then I plan to use my retirement
       money to start a     business that makes kites out of waffles!"   The
       coworker continues, "In five years I hope to be the world's largest
       maker of     edible kites."   The coworker asks, "So, what do you
       think? I value your opinion."   Wally responds, "Ted, who told you
       that I'd be a good person to ask for an     opinion on your idea?"  
       Ted replies, "Alice said it reminded her of the quality of your...
       ideas."  He     pauses and then says, "Oh."   Wally and Ted are
       standing hostilely in Alice's cubicle. Alice exclaims, "Alice    
       shoots for the double!!! She scores!!!"
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