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       Dilbert says to The Boss, "I don't think our network can handle the
       extra network     traffic."   The Boss replies, "Opinions don't matter
       to me. I base my decisions on hard     data."   Dilbert responds, "How
       about logic? Our network is already too slow and we     plan to
       quadruple usage."   The Boss responds, "Bah! Watch how science works
       and maybe you'll learn     something."   The Boss pokes his head out
       of his office and says to Doug, "Doug, come here     for a minute."  
       Doug says, "Our data proves that our network has infinite capacity, so
       your     budget should be diverted to my project."   Dilbert exclaims,
       "That's not science! That's a weasel misinterpreting data to get    
       extra funding!"   Dilbert comes home and says to Dogbert, "There are
       days when you really hate     to hear the phrase 'po-tay-to,
       po-tah-to."
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