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       The Boss addresses a meeting, "Due to budget constraints, the company
       will no   longer provide free soda."   Dilbert asks, "What free soda?
       We never had free soda."   The Boss replies, "Sure we did. It was in
       the refrigerator in the break room."   The Boss continues, "Every day
       I'd go in there and get a refreshing beverage."   The Boss continues,
       "The next morning, as if by magic, the soda would be   replenished."  
       Asok says, "I brought a soda to work every day for five years only to
       have it   stolen from the refrigerator every time."   Everyone stares
       at The Boss.   The Boss replies, "Why didn't you just drink the free
       ones?" Asok clenches in   anger.
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