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       The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, I'm naming you our company's 'Engineer
       of the   Year.'"   The Boss continues, "You'll fly to New York and
       receive a trophy with the   winners from other companies."   Alice
       replies, "I'm too busy. Name someone else."   The Boss approaches
       Dilbert. Dilbert says, "That's a critical time for my project."   The
       Boss approaches Asok. Asok says, "I'm flattered but I already have no
       time   for sleeping or bathing."   The Boss approaches Wally. Wally
       says, "I have a sick day scheduled for that   Friday."   The Boss says
       to Carol, "Carol, I need you to go to New York and pretend to be   an
       engineer."   Carol is standing with other guests at the award party.
       They have their awards   on their heads; one is drinking from his. A
       guest says to Carol, "Why yes, most of   us ARE really from marketing.
       How can you tell?"
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