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       Dilbert points to a diagram that reads, "Year 1." He says, "The
       project got off to a   slow start."   Dilbert continues, "First we had
       the reorganization."   Dilbert continues, "Then the merger. And the
       layoffs."   Dilbert continues, "Budget freeze. Office relocation."  
       Dilbert continues, "New Ceo, New consultants, New strategy."  
       Business associates listen as Dilbert continues, "Eventually the whole
       industry   changed and the opportunity evaporated."   Dilbert
       continues, "So we classified our unused budget as "savings" and gave  
       everyone a shirt.   A female business associate turns to The Boss and
       says, "You said you'd show   us your 'best practices.'" The Boss
       replies, "What are you implying?"
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