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       The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, you  need to use your vacation time
       before the   end of the year."   Alice responds, "I don't have time. I
       need to finish my project."   The Boss responds, "I'm sure that a
       highly trained engineer like you can find a   solution."   Alice
       responds, "Well.. I could say I'm on vacation and come to work as
       usual."   The Boss responds, "No. I can't count it as vacation unless
       you're not in the   building."   Alice responds, "Okay.. I could take
       home my computer and work there."   The Boss says, "No... You're not
       allowed to access our network remotely."   Alice stands outside and
       leans through a window to use her computer. She   thinks, "#!&#%
       worst vacation ever."
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