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       The Boss says, "I'm happy to announce that we're being acquired by a
       foreign   company."   The Boss continues, "Don't worry that they'll
       dominate us. This will be a merger   of equals." He points to a sign
       that reads, "Merger of Equals."   The Boss continues, "Except that
       they make money and we don't."   The Boss continues, "And their CEO
       will lead the combined company."   Dilbert, Wally, and Alice sit at
       the conference table. The Boss' voice continues,   "And every one of
       them is a giant."   The Boss continues, "And they've developed their
       latent psychic abilities so they   can cause pain from a distance."  
       The Boss grabs his head in pain and exclaims, "Gaaa!! I'm sorry I said
       too much!   You are my master!!"   Dilbert turns to Wally and asks,
       "Are you worried?" Wally replies, "Nah. If they   read my mind,
       they'll all go blind."
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