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       The Boss says to Ted, "Ted, I have to downsize you."   Ted turns
       around and asks, "Was I doing a bad job?"   The Boss replies, "No,
       it's more complicated than that."   Ted asks, "Is my essential
       function being eliminated?"   The Boss answers, "No, the problem is
       that someone in marketing spent too     much for a trade show booth." 
        The Boss continues, "So every manager had to submit a list of
       potential cost     reductions."   The Boss continues, "I might have
       accidentally sent the department phone list     as an e-mail
       attachment."   Ted mumbles, "*%! $@." The Boss thinks, "There are
       lots of whiners in "A"     through "M."
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