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       The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, may I have a word with you?"   The
       Boss continues, "You're not spending enough time in your cubicle."  
       The Boss continues, "It looks as if our department isn't productive." 
        Alice responds, "But.. I can't do my job from my cubicle."   The Boss
       replies, "You have to set priorities. Looking productive is very    
       important to this department." Alice clenches her fists in anger.  
       Alice exclaims, "Will I get a big raise for looking busy while my
       projects     flounder?!"   The Boss replies, "You won't get a big
       raise either way."   The Boss continues, "Here's a blank piece of
       paper to carry back to your     cubicle." Alice clenches her fists
       again and cries, "GAAA!!"
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