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       Catbert is lying on a psychologist's couch. He says, "I'm a director
       of human     resources."   Catbert continues, "So naturally, I have to
       keep up the appearance of being     evil."   The psychologist asks,
       "But you find it difficult to do evil things?"   Catbert responds,
       "No, I like that part of the job... Stop jumping ahead, hag."  
       Catbert continues, "My problem is that anytime I see a tiny object
       fall to the floor,     I jump on it and eat it."   Catbert continues,
       "Sometimes I'm not even hungry and I know it's just a piece of    
       debris but I can't stop myself."   The psychologist says, "Oops.. I
       misspelled psycho." Catbert's voice is heard     "No! Not eraser
       debris!"   Catbert is heard from the floor, "#*!! @$& Quack!" The
       psychologist laughs and     responds, "Who's a hag?"
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