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       Catbert is standing in the doorway of The Boss' office. Catbert says,
       "Bad news."   Catbert continues, "The employees figured out that they
       won't get raises next     year because profits are in the dumps."  
       The Boss gasps. Catbert's voice continues, "And they're being rational
       about it."   Asok says to Wally, "We are free from the tyranny of
       having to work hard for     raises." Wally exclaims, "Ooh-yah!"  
       Wally continues, "But there's a delicate balance because we don't want
       to be     down-sized."   Wally continues, "I figure we can either have
       bad attitudes or bad performance     but not  both."   Asok says, "I
       think I'll try having a bad attitude." Wally replies, "'I'm a bad    
       performance man myself."   Wally and Asok are sitting in The Boss'
       office. Wally says, "I just realized that my     entire job can be
       done by guessing." Asok says, "Hey, dip-weed."
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