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       Headline: Stock Market Expert. Dogbert says in front of the camera,
       "...Everyone   should buy stock in that company. Sell your house if
       necessary."   A man replies into the camera, "Should we worry that the
       P/E is 900, your track   record is terrible and you only recommend
       stocks you own?"   The Boss is sitting in his office watching TV.
       Dogbert's voice is heard through   the TV, "Well, Ron, as you can see
       from the one-week chart, this stock only goes   up." The Boss says
       into the phone, "Buy! Buy!"
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