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       Headline: Stock Market Expert. Dogbert sits behind a desk in front of
       a camera.   The cameraman hands him a microphone and says, "Clip this
       microphone to   your fur. We're live in two."   Dogbert responds,
       "Make sure my tail is off camera. I'll be recommending stocks   I own
       and that sort of thing makes me wag."   The cameraman thinks to
       himself, "Someday I gotta get honest work."
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