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       The Boss approaches Carol and says, "Carol, if anyone calls, say I'm
       in a     meeting."   Carol asks, "What meeting?" The Boss replies, "It
       doesn't matter."   Carol thinks, "#O!* vague instructions" as the
       phone rings.   Carol says into the phone, "He's at his weekly meeting
       of 'Morons Anonymous.'   She continues on the phone, "It's a long
       meeting. They usually get into an     argument about the definition of
       'anonymous.'   She continues on the phone, "Half of them think it
       means 'angry.' Then someone     throws a chair and it's pandemonium." 
        She continues on the phone, "The whole thing usually ends with a
       shoe-sniffing     contest."   The Boss returns to Carol's desk. She
       says, "Your mom called."
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