Dilbert - 2001-10-07 - 
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       Alice is sitting at her computer. The Boss approaches from behind with
       a       package in his hand and says, "Happy service anniversary,
       Alice."   The Boss continues, "We're out of twenty-year pins so I got
       twenty of the one-      year pins."   The Boss hands Alice the package
       and says, "You can pin these babies all over       your blouse... or
       fishing hat if you prefer."   The Boss continues, "The card says, 'To
       Kathy' but it was never opened. For       some reason she quit the day
       she got her twenty pins."   The Boss continues, "Incidentally, I have
       to charge you $262 for the pins. The       company doesn't pay for
       them." Alice holds the box angrily.   Alice responds, "First of all,
       I've only worked here for about six years.."   The Boss interrupts,
       "Wow, you look older. Anyway, just give me the $262 and       throw
       away eight pins and we'll call it good."   Alice rolls up her sleeve
       and shakes with anger. She holds one arm back with       the other.
       The Boss asks, "Why are you rolling up your sleeve? Are you going to  
           pin them to your arm?
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