Dilbert - 2001-09-30 - 
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       Dilbert is walking behind a pair of women. He thinks to himself,
       "Uh-oh.. Slow-    walking women."   Dilbert looks around them. He
       thinks, "I can't squeeze around."   Dilbert stomps up and down. He
       thinks, "I'll make footstep noise so they'll notice     and move."  
       From behind the women, he says to himself, "It didn't work. They're
       oblivious     slow-walking women!"   Dilbert continues thinking, "Time
       stands still as I wait to take my next step."   Alice walks up to
       Dilbert  and says, "Oh no.. It's a pair of oblivious slow-walking    
       women."   Alice continues, "I'll throw you over the top. Then you can
       open the side door so     I can go around."   Dilbert's feet fly over
       the women's heads. One says, "Third one today." The other     says,
       "Weird."
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