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       Dilbert asks, "Do you want to hear what I'm doing at work?" Dilbert's
       mom is       holding a plant. She replies, "Not so much."   Dilbert
       says, "You're supposed to act interested because you're my mother."
       His       mom replies, "Well..."   Her voice continues, "I'm not
       saying you're boring, it's just that everything you       talk about
       is boring."   Dilbert says, "That's the same as saying I'm boring."
       Dilbert's mom is watering a       plant. She responds, "Only when you
       talk."   Dilbert asks, "But you care about me, right? When I hurt, you
       hurt?"   Dilbert's mom has put down her plant. She says, "Actually,
       the electrical       impulses in your brain don't fly across the air
       gap to my brain."   She continues, "You could be writhing in agony and
       I wouldn't feel a thing."   Dilbert looks down and says, "Ouch."
       Dilbert's picks up her plant again and       says, "air gap."
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