Dilbert - 2001-09-09 -
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Dilbert is sitting at his computer. Wally approaches from behind and
asks, "Do you want to join the lottery pool?" Dilbert
responds, "No." Dilbert continues, "No rational person would put
money on a billion-to-one longshot." Wally says, "You will."
Dilbert responds, "No, I won't." Wally says, "I'll bet a hundred
dollars that you will." Dilbert responds, "You're on." Wally
says, "If you don't join the pool, and we win, I will come to your
putrid cubicle and do this dance." Dilbert watches as Wally
snaps his fingers and sings, "Ay-yi-yi, hoo-wah-hoo! I'm
filthy rich and you're a loser!" Dilbert leans back a bit as Wally
leans forward and positions his rear end near Dilbert's face.
Wally sings, "HOO-AH! HOO-AH!" Alice, Asok, and Wally convene in the
hallway. Alice asks, "Who won the $100 Dilbert pool?" Wally
responds, "Whoever picked thirty seconds."
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