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       Alice is sitting at her desk. The Boss approaches from behind and
       says, "Alice,     meet our new sales manager."   Alice stands up. The
       Pigboy enters and stands next to The Boss. The Boss says,     "He's a
       Pigboy who makes inappropriate comments every five minutes."   The
       Boss turns to the Pigboy and says, "Somehow he slipped through our    
       rigorous employment screening process."   The Boss looks at his watch
       and says, "Whoa! His five minutes are up." The     Pigboy starts, "So
       Alice..."   Blocking the rest of the Pigboy's comment is
       "Inappropriate Comment Deleted."   The Boss is chuckling. Alice says,
       "That was very clever. Now let me try one."   Alice's pushes The Boss
       out of the way and screams profanity at the Pigboy. Her     comment is
       also blocked by, "Inappropriate Comment Deleted."   The Pigboy's head
       has exploded. Visibly frazzled, The Boss turns to Alice and     asks,
       "How did you learn to swear like that?" Alice responds, "I used to
       date a     one-eyed carpenter."
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