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       The dark haired woman from the gym and Dilbert are sitting on the
       couch.       Dogbert is sitting on the arm rest next to them. The
       woman says, "I made a list of       all the ways you need to improve
       in order to keep dating me."   Dilbert reads the list aloud: "Lose
       forty pounds, new wardrobe, new haircut, new       car, new odor..."  
       The woman interupts, "But your dog is perfect. How'd that happen?"
       Dogbert       replies, "When can you move in?"
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