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       Dilbert is sitting on his couch in his bathrobe. His pet rat
       approaches on the arm     rest and says, "I can't sleep. Would you
       tell me a story."   The rat is cuddled under a blanket on the couch.
       Dilbert begins his story: "Once     upon a time there was a
       pointy-haired monster."   He continues, "He promised riches to the
       villagers if they could achieve his     random objectives."   The rat
       begins to get drowsy. Dilbert continues his story: "The villagers
       worked     long hours but they were happy and optimistic."   Dilbert
       continues, "Suddenly the evil monster cut their funding and hired the 
          village idiot to be project manager."   Dilbert continues, "And
       that is how the villagers got trapped in meetings for all    
       eternity. The end." The rat opens its eyes wide in horror.   The rat
       cries, "Waaa!! Waaa!! Waaa!!"   Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Rats cry
       when they hear about my life." Dogbert     responds, "It never pays to
       listen."
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