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       Dilbert walks into The Boss' office and says, "You need to give me a
       decision."   The Boss replies, "You need to give me more information."
         Dilbert replies, "You need to give me funding to do a study to get
       the         information."   The Boss replies, "You need to give me a
       business case to justify the spending."   Dilbert replies, "You need
       to give me relief from my other deadlines so I can         work on the
       funding request."   The Boss replies, "You need to give me everything
       to infinity."   At that, The Boss jumps up from his chair and screams,
       "I WIN! YES!"   Dilbert says to Wally, "We might be losing our
       laser-like focus on the customer."         Wally responds, "On the
       who?"
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