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       The Boss hands a piece of paper to Carol and says, "Carol, take this
       list of key     employees to Catbert."   Carol looks at the list and
       says, "I don't see my name on here. Should I write it     in?"   The
       Boss responds, "Um.. no. You're not a key employee."   Carol stands up
       and screams, "What?! Are you insane?!! If I'M not key, who is?"   She
       continues, "Do you think this list can walk to the H.R. department on
       its     own?"   The Boss responds, "Well, I could put it in an
       interoffice envelope and mail it."   He continues, "Basically, you
       have the same job as an envelope."   Carol hands Catbert the list.
       Catbert asks, "Why do I need to downsize these     employees?" To
       which Carol answers, "Because they're funKEY, just like it     says."
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