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       The Boss is sitting at his desk. Dilbert enters and says, "The power
       supply in our       product overheats."   The Boss turns to an
       employee seated next to him and says, "I think they might       burst
       into flames."   The employee approaches a businesswoman and says, "I'm
       no engineer but     obviously it   could level a whole city."   The
       businesswoman motions towards a diagram of an explosion that reads,   
          "POW!!" She says to the seated military officer, "The military
       application is       obvious."   The military officer asks stoically,
       "How much do they cost?"   The businesswoman answers furtively, "Does
       10 million dollars sound like too       much?"   The military officer
       raises his fist in protest and exclaims, "For that kind of money      
       I expect a free hammer! And a consulting job when I retire."   Dilbert
       is sitting at his desk in front of his computer. The Boss approaches
       from       behind and says, "If an uninhabited atoll doesn't blow up
       tomorrow you're in big       trouble."
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