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       Wally is sitting at his desk. The Boss approaches from behind with a
       check in     hand. He says, "The company did well so you get a bonus
       despite the fact you     did no work all year."   After handing Wally
       the check, The Boss continues, "I'd fire you but I can't     replace
       you because there's a hiring freeze and I don't want to shrink my    
       empire."   The Boss fidgets nervously and says, "This might be a
       hand-shaking situation     but I don't know where your hand has been."
       Wally continues to stare at his     check and brushes The Boss with,
       "Off you go."
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