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       Dilbert and Wally are facing The Boss at a conference table. The Boss
       says,       "Yesterday I needed to ask Dilbert a question but I
       couldn't find him."   The Boss' voice continues, "From now on, each of
       you must inform Carol of your       whereabouts at all times." Alice
       turns to Wally and whispers, "Handle it."   Wally walks past Carol's
       desk with a coffee cup in his hand. He reports, "I'll be      
       wandering around with my coffee cup."   He continues, as Carol frowns
       in the background: "If I find a newspaper I'll take a       break in
       marketing's luxurious rest facilities."   He continues, "Then I'll
       stop by the cute intern's cubicle to do some flirting."   Carol sits
       thoroughly irritated and he continues nonetheless: "I stand in her    
       doorway so she can't escape. I think I'm making progress."   He goes
       to take a sip of coffee and concludes, "I'm becoming immune to pepper 
            spray."   Carol enters The Boss' office and says, "I canceled
       your stupid policy." The Boss       continues to read the newspaper,
       unaffected.
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