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       Dilbert approaches the Boss' desk with a piece of paper. Dilbert says,
       "I need your approval for to buy a new computer." The Boss says, "Eh!
       Eh!" as Dilbert speaks.   The Boss replies, "There's a freeze on the
       capital budget. Only our CEO can approve it."   Dilbert holds out the
       slip of paper again and says, "Could you ask him to..." as The Boss
       says, "Eh! Eh!"   The Boss replies, "I don't want to be the guy who
       always asks for things."   The Boss continues, "Maybe you could
       assemble a computer from components that are each within my approval
       limit?"   Dilbert asks, "What's your approval limit?" The Boss
       replies, "Ten dollars."   Dilbert says, "If you need me, I'll be in my
       cubicle banging my head against the wall."   The Boss stands
       overlooking the cubicles from his office door as sounds of "Thud!
       Thud! Thud! come from a cubicle. The Boss thinks to himself, "This is
       why I keep them in soft-walled containers."
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