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       The Boss comes into Brian's cubicle and says, "I'm sorry, Brian. I
       have to fire all my consultants to save money."   Brian turns to the
       Boss and asks, "Who will do your highly technical work?"   The Boss
       brings in a woman and says to Brian, "You can transfer all your
       knowledge to Flossie." Brian holds out his hand to shake hands and
       says, "Hi."   Flossie grips a pencil in her hand and says, "What's
       with the hand? Do you want to borrow my pencil?"   Brian replies,
       "Um...no. This is an invitation to shake hands. It's a greeting
       ritual."   Flossie grabs her head and shouts, "OUCH!! Brain overload!!
       It's too much information!!"   Flossie puts both hands on either side
       of her head and repeats, "Purge! Purge! Purge!"   Flossie stares at
       Brian blankly and says calmly, "Where am I?" Brian thinks to himself,
       "I need to raise my rates."
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