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       Dilbert stands before the Boss giving a presentation. Dilbert says,
       "...And that's why I recommend using this vendor."   The Boss asks,
       "Why don't we use our internal developers?"   Dilbert replies, "Let me
       explain how this will play out."   Dilbert begins drawing a diagram on
       the board. Dilbert says, "Step One: We select an outside vendor
       because our internal developers are clueless weasels."   Dilbert
       continues, "Step Two: We sign a contract and begin work."   Dilbert
       says, "Step Three: Our internal weasels complain to our VP and she
       order us to use them."   Dilbert continues drawing a complex diagram
       on the board. Dilbert says, "Step Four: The outside vendor sues us
       while our weasels grunt out steaming mounds of worthless code."  
       Dilbert returns home to Dogbert. Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Do I plan too
       much?" Dogbert says, "Is this the conversation we practiced
       yesterday?"
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