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       The Boss brings an employee into Catbert. The employee is bug-eyed and
       nervous looking. The Boss says, "This is Jittery Jeff. He needs
       counseling."   The Boss continues as Jittery Jeff whips his head
       around, "I put him in a cubicle at the end of a busy aisle near a
       doorway."   The Boss tells Catbert, "Now he's jittery because he
       thinks people are always looking over his shoulder."   Catbert stands
       on the desk and says, "Leave him here. I'll counsel him up."   Jittery
       Jeff sits down but continues to whip his head around. Catbert says,
       "Relax Jittery Jeff...It's okay now."   Jeff begins to calm down as
       Catbert repeats, "Relax, relax, relax, relax."   Suddenly, Catbert
       screams, "AAAGH!! Someone is behind the door!!" Jittery Jeff jumps up.
         Jittery Jeff lays slumped in his chair with his tongue hanging out
       of his mouth.  Catbert tells the Boss, "Counseling is mostly
       instinct."
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