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       Carol sits across from the Boss, who says, "Carol, your overall
       performance rating is 'good.'"   Carol screams, "AAAG! Good is bad!
       What did I do to deserve this humiliation?"   The Boss replies, "Well,
       you gave me six hundred phone messages that said, 'It might have been
       Bob.'"   Carol furiously replies, "You can't tell me that none of them
       were from a Bob."   The Boss continues, "You arranged for all of my
       flights to have connections in war zones."   Carol throws up her arms
       and says, "Excuse me for trying to save the company some money."   The
       Boss says, "You held a press conference to announce that I was the
       Parkside Strangler."   Later, Carol tells Wally, "And he refuses to
       take any responsibility for giving me vague objectives."
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