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       Dogbert is sitting at a conference table across from Dilbert and Alice
       and flanked by the boss and Wally.  Dogbert says, "What is your most
       valuable asset?"   Wally says, "Employees?" The boss stifles a laugh
       "Hee"   Dogbert says, "Your most valuable asset is rampant ignorance."
         Dogbert continues, "For example, you would never start a project if
       you knw how much it would really cost."   Turning to Wally, Dogbert
       says, "Employees stay here because they don't know there are better
       jobs across the street."  Wally says, "What?"   Turning to the boss,
       Dogbert says, "Customers buy your products because they don't know
       about all the bugs."  The boss says, "Good point."   Holding a
       trashcan, Dogbert says, "I recommend wearing trash cans on your heads
       to avoid any accidental exposure to knowledge."   An employee, wearing
       a trashcan over his head, says, "Did he tell you he was a consultant?"
        Another trashcanned employee says, "He said he was selling trash
       cans."
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