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       The Boss says to Catbert, "Would you like to join me for a hardening?"
       Catbert asks, "What's that?"   The Boss explains, "A hardening is when
       an employee is given more work than his central nervous system can
       handle."   The Boss holds his arms out stiffly and says, "His whole
       body suddenly goes stiff." Catbert says, "I'm in."   The Boss says,
       "I've been ripening Asok all month." Catbert says, "Purrr purrr."  
       The Boss and Catbert look at Asok as he sits as his computer and
       thinks to himself, "So much work... no time."   The Boss, handing Asok
       a piece of paper, says, "Asok, I have another assignment for you."
       Asok responds, "Gaaa!!!"   Wally and Dilbert peer over Asok's cubicle.
       Wally says, "I heard a hardening. Get the Apathy Cream."   A solid
       mask of Apathy Cream has been applied to Asok's face. Wally says,
       "He'll be okay when the apathy sinks in." Dilbert says, "We forgot the
       air hole."
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