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       Catbert says to Fred, "Fred, you're an incompetent VP. You're fired." 
        Fred asks, "May I ask for one favor?" Catbert says, "Sure. I could
       use a laugh."   Fred says, "Please don't make my resignation
       announcement terse."   Fred continues, "If it's terse, everyone will
       know I was fired for incompetence."   Catbert smiles an ugly smile and
       Fred asks, "Does that smile mean you'll do what I ask?"   Catbert
       says, "I'm sorry if that was ambiguous. Let me try again."   Catbert
       smiles an even bigger ugly smile and Fred says, "I'm still not getting
       your meaning."   Dilbert sits at his computer and reads a memo which
       says, "Re: Fred. Career dead."
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