Dilbert - 2001-02-11 - 
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       The Boss hands a piece of paper to Dilbert and says, "My nephew wants
       a job. Interview him and tell me what you think."   The Boss' nephew
       sits across from Dilbert as Dilbert looks at his resume. Dilbert says,
       "Let's see... Your work experience is... Bowling."   Dilbert asks,
       "Are you a professional bowler?" The Boss' nephew replies, "I only
       bowled once."   The Boss' nephew continues, "But the balls were heavy.
       It seemed like work to me."   The Boss' nephew continues, "That
       experience taught me everything I know."   The Boss' nephew continues,
       "Unfortunately, I don't remember most of it."   The Boss' nephew
       continues, "But I remember you're not supposed to bowl in the snack
       bar."   Dilbert says to The Boss, "I recommend having him whacked."
       The Boss replies, "He's your new boss."
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