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       Dogbert says to The Boss, "I'm a reporter for 'Dogbert's Technology
       Magazine'."   Dogbert says to The Boss, "I'm writing a totally
       objective review of your newest product."   Dogbert says to The Boss,
       "First question: Will you advertise in my magazine or is your new
       product a piece of junk?"   The Boss says, "Um... We'll advertise."  
       Dogbert continues, "Will it be a multi-page ad or is your new product
       a piece of junk?"   The Boss says, "It'll be a ten-page ad!"   Dogbert
       says to The Boss, "Can you stand on your head for an hour or is your
       new product a piece of junk?"   As The Boss stands on his head,
       Dogbert says, "Would you like to subscribe to my magazine? It's ten
       pages of ads."
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