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       Alice, The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Asok the Intern are all sitting
       around a table. The Boss says, "We've got to figure out why all our
       projects fail."   The Boss looks at Alice and asks, "What do all our
       projects have in common?" Behind The Boss' back, Wally points with
       both hands at The Boss.   The Boss says to Wally, "It might not be
       obvious." Behind The Boss' back, Alice points with both hands at The
       Boss.   Looking at Alice, The Boss says, "But if we're honest with
       ourselves..." Behind The Boss' back, Wally holds up a piece of paper
       with a large arrow on it pointing at The Boss.   The Boss says, "We
       can find the source of the problem." Alice says, "Ah-ah-ah-" as she
       begins to sneeze. Wally scratches his head with a piece of paper to
       the sounds of "scratch scratch."   Alice sneezes, "Ach-itz-you!!" The
       Boss says, "Gesundheit."   The Boss asks, "So, does anyone know what
       the problem is?"   Alice looks on as Wally says to The Boss, "I've
       noticed that Dilbert doesn't work as hard as I think he should."
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