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       DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: A customer is sitting across the desk from
       Dogbert. The customer asks, "Can you give me free investment advice?"
       Dogbert replies, "Sure."   Dogbert yells at the customer, "Give me all
       of your money now now now!!"   The customer asks, "What if I paid sor
       some advice?" Dogbert says, "It's the same except my ears don't flip
       up in a threatening manner."
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