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       DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: Dogbert is in his office wearing a headset. He
       says, "When you open an account, you'll get a free dart board and a
       monkey."   Dogbert continues, "If your balance drops below five
       hundred dollars, we'll order the monkey to kill you."   Dogbert
       continues, "Well, think about it and get back to me."
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