Dilbert - 2001-01-25 - 
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       DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: A man on a cell phone says, "I need an estate plan
       for after I pass away."   Dogbert, in his office and wearing a
       headset, says to the man, "Here's a plan: Stay dead. No one likes a
       zombie."   The man on the cell phone asks, "What about gifts?"
       Dogbert's reply is, "Zombies make bad gifts."
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