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       DISCOUNT BROKERAGE: Dogbert says to a prospective customer, "You can
       only open an account if you meet my stringent requirements."   Dogbert
       says, "True or false: Money evaporates because of photo-synthesis."
       The prospective customer replies, "True?"   Dogbert says, "You're in."
       The customer thinks, "Don't yell yee-haw!"
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