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       Dogbert sits at a desk in the window of a storefront. The sign outside
       says "Professional Liar." A man looks in the window.   The man is
       sitting across the desk from Dogbert. Dogbert asks, "What kind of lie
       do you need?" The man says, "It's... It's embarrassing."   Dogbert
       says, "Are you a producer who needs a good review for a lousy movie?"
       The man says, "No."   Dogbert asks, "Are you an author who needs a
       slobbering quote for the cover of your lousy book?"   The man says,
       "It's worse than that. Much worse."   Dogbert says, "Worse? That could
       only be... aaack!"   Dogbert exclaims, "Find someone else, you filthy
       dot-com founder! I have my limits!"   The man is now sitting at a desk
       with a man in a suit. The man says, "... And since your firm
       underwrote our IPO..." The man in a suit says, "Would I get to be on
       TV?"
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