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       Dilbert says to a female co-worker, "No known battery technology can
       handle this load and be this size."   The female co-worker folds her
       arms as Dilbert says, "That's not what you wanted to hear."   The
       female co-worker grimaces as Dilbert says, "So your mind will erase
       what I said..."   Dilbert continues, "... And replace the memory with
       something totally ridiculous so you can question my motives."   The
       female co-worker grunts, "Gaah!" Dilbert thinks, "The transformation
       is complete."   The female co-worker exclaims, "How can you say
       there's no such thing as a battery?!"   The female co-worker berates
       Dilbert, "You're lying to avoid work! I'm going to talk to your boss!"
         Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Lately, the only thing keeping me from
       being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor." Dogbert says,
       "You're preaching to the choir."
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