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       Dilbert, The Boss and Topper are sitting at a conference table.
       Dilbert says, "My project will save the company a million dollars."
       Topper says, "Mine saves twenty million."   Dilbert says, "My project
       will take a year to complete." The Boss looks at Topper as Topper
       says, "Mine takes a week."   Dilbert says, "Topper, I have half a
       mind..." The Boss looks dazed as Topper twitches and says, "I have one
       percent of a mind."
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