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       Dilbert asks Catbert, "Any advice?" Catbert says, "Try to be less like
       you."   Dilbert, carrying a bunch of flowers, thinks, "That might
       work."   Dilbert hands the flowers to a female co-worker and thinks,
       "Less like me... Less like me."   The female co-worker says to
       Dilbert, "I collect crystals." Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh."   The female
       co-worker says, "I don't know of any scientific evidence that they can
       heal." Dilbert thinks, "Whew."   The female co-worker says to Dilbert,
       "But it's my point of view that they do."   Dilbert says to the female
       co-worker, "When did ignorance become a point of view?"   Seated in a
       restaurant reading a menu, Dilbert sits across from the frowning
       female co-worker and thinks, "Too much like me."
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