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       Noriko says to Dilbert, "And we'll have sub-second response time.  
       Dilbert says to Noriko, "Actually, it's already two seconds, and your
       change will add two more."   Noriko exclaims to Dilbert, "Why do you
       always have to be right?!"   Noriko says to Dilbert, "Just once can't
       you admit I'm right?"   Dilbert says, "Okay, I admit that two plus two
       equals less than one."   Noriko says, "I don't mean now, jerk. I mean
       in general."   Dilbert says, "Okay. In general I admit that the rules
       of physics are optional."   Noriko exclaims, "You're doing it wrong!!"
       Dilbert says, "You're right. My fault again."
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