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       Ted asks, "Am I fired?"   The Boss, sitting at his desk, answers, "Of
       course not, Ted. I enjoy e-mailed jokes as much as anyone."   Ted
       smiles as The Boss says, "I'm still laughing about your 'Top Ten Signs
       That Your Boss Is a Hairless Rodent'."   The Boss says, "I asked you
       here to discuss the reclassification of your job."   The Boss says,
       "Starting today, the job requires a Ph.D. Feel free to apply for your
       own job."   Ted says, "Whew! Luckily, I have a Ph.D."   The Boss says,
       "You do? Well, the job also requires an Olympic Gold Medal."   Holding
       up the medal around his neck, Ted says, "Synchronized Swimming, 1992."
       The Boss says, "And a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor."
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