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       Dogbert approaches Dilbert and says, "I decided to become a business
       manager for celebrities."  Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Why?"   Dogbert
       replies, "Because banks have locks."   A celebrity enters Dogbert's
       office. Dogbert says to the celebrity, "Everything you own has been
       put in my name...for...um...tax purposes."   The celebrity replies,
       "You're such a good friend. How can I ever repay you?"   Dogbert
       responds, "You can sign this. It gives me the rights to your life
       story."   The celebrity signs the document. Dogbert says to him, "In
       the unlikely event that someone steals your fortune and you become a
       pathetic drug addict..."   Dogbert continues, "...I can sell your
       story to the 'biography' channel."   Dogbert says to the celebrity,
       "They start filming on Thursday."
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