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       Catbert approaches Wally and says, "I mapped your genome Wally."  
       Wally replies, "I didn't know the human resources department had that
       technology."   Catbert responds, "I used a pencil."   Wally says to
       Catbert, "Your genes predict that you will be a bitter, lazy,
       caucasian guy with six hairs and poor vision."   Catbert answers,
       "You'll hate cubicles, measurable objectives, and cats who map your
       genome."   Wally says to Catbert, "This is a violation of my right to
       privacy! I'll  fight it all the way to the Supreme Court."   Catbert
       responds, "No, according to my map, you'll lose interest and fall
       asleep."   Catbert says to Wally as he sleeps, "I wonder if this
       technology will ever fall into the wrong hands."
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