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       The Boss says to his staff, "This is Rasputin, our new consultant."  
       The Boss continues, "He stopped my paper cut from bleeding."   The
       Boss says to everyone, "He has charisma."   Alice says, "I'd like to
       see a demonstration on Asok."   Rasputin looks at Asok fiercely.  Asok
       nervously says, "Ack...can't breathe..."   The Boss says to everyone,
       "That's called the evil eye process. Now do Wally."   Rasputin begins
       to stare at Wally. Wally replies, "Ack...can't breathe..."   Wally
       drops to the floor and the Boss says, "He never had a chance." Dilbert
       replies, "Your anti-charisma is strong today."
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